amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via xephosips)

— 1 day ago with 208879 notes
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via xephosips)

— 1 day ago with 392412 notes
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via xephosips)

— 1 day ago with 245412 notes

token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

(via xephosips)

— 1 day ago with 35216 notes

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 205541 notes
acertainindividual:

all aboard the ‘Eat Shit Express’!

acertainindividual:

all aboard the ‘Eat Shit Express’!

— 2 days ago with 117 notes